Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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