Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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