we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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