so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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