If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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