I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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