He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Randomize
