LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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