Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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