I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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