Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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