I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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