it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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