we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
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