I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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