You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
