i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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