I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
