does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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