you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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