Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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