whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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