Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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