puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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