we're blogging at a bar
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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