just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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