And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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