if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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