Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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