My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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