plz talk dirty to me
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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