You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
and she was petting her beer can
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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