i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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