I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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