yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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