Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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