Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
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