I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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