Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Tornado booty call.. dedication
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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