pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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