The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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