Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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