Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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