I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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