i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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