If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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