that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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