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say what?
wanna hang out?
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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