FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Randomize
