Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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