Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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